Hi again! Last time, Gillis and Gulliver aged up to teen and child respectively. Other than that, there were fails everywhere. Let’s see what the Cuckoos are up to now. Grieving, apparently:
Basil: “She was such a good chameleon!”
Etta: “I have no idea how a bad chameleon is, but I agree!”
Banjo: “Something smells in here.”
Basil: “Move away from that terrarium or I’ll give you an F!”
(he’s a teacher)
Banjo: *mock cries* “Oh no, the reptile in captivity died! I feel emotions!”
Basil: “One more time and I’ll use your urn as a flower pot!”
Banjo: “My great grand-daughter is actually starving so she can mourn over a reptile. That’s crazy.”
You just got here?
You know what’s better than random? Old Testament random.
Gillis: “I’m filthy, I should knock the dirt out of my clothes.”
Gulliver: “Not sure if will work.”
Gulliver: “Maybe if you let the school bus drag you through a few puddles.”
Gillis: “What an excellent idea! Thank you, little brother.”
Banjo: “I’mma throw this reptile out now.”
Talulah or Chaplin: “But we haven’t had a ceremony yet!”
Banjo: “Ok, dog, the reptile led a very unsatisfying life in a glass cage, he/she is now released of his/her burdens, may he/she become good potting soil. Are you happy?”
Talulah or Chaplin: “We should buy a wreath.”
Banjo: “I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that.”
8 AM, Etta decides it’s time for bed.
10 AM, she finally crawls into it.
10.15 AM, she rises for work.
Etta: “WHY DID YOU WAKE ME!?”
I didn’t, you set the alarm yourself.
GULLIVER! I believed in you!
Gulliver: “Do you think the man in the moon gets sick often because it’s so cold in space?”
Gillis: “Probably! You’re so smart, Gulliver, I would never have thought of that!”
Random shots of school chums.
Purdy. Also a relative, if I’m not mistaken.
Artemis Chun, not a relative. Also purdy.
Griffin is cute.
Yep, you’re cute.
“I was going to do something in here, I wonder what is was..”
May I suggest SLEEP?
Aw look at that cute little face. *pinches screen*
Faun: “I feel mildly offended.”
I didn’t mean YOU!
Faun: “Still mildly offended.”
(mel.: Row your boat)
Brush brush brush your dog gently down the back, furrily furrily furrily furrily have a sneeze attack
Faun: “Since I’m knocked up ALL THE TIME and fed up with born out of wedlock shaming, and also my mum wants to see me married, whaddya say?”
Faun: “Wanna get it over with right away?”
Basil: “May I sleep after?”
Faun: “You may.”
Basil: “Then HECK YES.”
*WHAM, 5000 lifetime happiness points for seeing Faun married*
15 seconds later: “I need to use the bathroom. Stop with the sparkles.”
“Dude, for serious. I have to powder my nose like right NOW.”
“MY BACK TEETH ARE SWIMMING!”
Alas, they will swim no more.
“Why is everybody staring at me?”
“We all need to go sometimes. ”
So true. 😦
“Moove! I swear I’ll pee myself.”
Famous last words. Unfortunately Grim route failed so we didn’t get to see how Etta handled that she was about to “go”, not just to the bathroom but to the hereafter.
I guess she just refused?
Faun: “Which one are you again, Talulah or Chaplin?”
Talulah or Chaplin: 😦
Talulah or Chaplin: “Miniscule human, you will grow up to care for me, will you not?”
Chaplin or Talulah: “I DESPERATELY NEED A HUMAN FRIEND!”
Griffin: “Wah wah wah!”
Gulliver makes his homework occasionally, ta-daaa:
Well done for… feeding yourself, Basil! You’re not starving to death yaay!
Actually he was promoted. For what, nobody knows. The shortage of teachers these days awful.
He can be bribed with fruit. Say no more.
Gillis: “Baseball cap doesn’t go with tux.”
Gulliver: “Talk to the hand cause the bow-tie ain’t listening!”
You ate rotten food AGAIN? Can you just not?
“But it was good for 3/4 of the plate and then I just thought what the heck, live a little!”
Who will I have to kill to get at least one girl in generation 7? Asking for a friend.
Random party. At least someone brought food. (hint: it wasn’t the Cuckoos)
Basil is middle aged.
Basil: “I’m pretty sure this isn’t my birthday party.”
Be thankful for what you get. I.e mac&cheese of normal quality.
Basil: “Now I will rock the mac&cheese to sleep.”
Well I’m awfully glad “shove your infant through the floor boards while you put the bowl to bed” isn’t a fail category of its own. ZERO FAILS WERE HAD.
Oups, another bathroom birthday party!
“Thanks for paying attention, WATCHER!”
Sorry, I feel bad. LOL JK.
I gave her a more mature look.
Faun: “I don’t want to look MATURE!”
Sorry, now you do. Moving on.
Faun: *midlife crisus*
Faun: “Good God, I have FOUR KIDS and TWO DOGS, when did THAT happen?”
Like most things, little by little. They are cute kids and dogs though.
Faun: “And Basil, he’s kind of a tool isn’t he?”
Is that a trick question?
Hes a loser and he really likes dogs, other than that he’s kind of sweet?
Just look at that sweet bed time story reading dog-loving tool! ❤
Drusilla: “I’d rather not.”
Nobody asked you. Literally zero human beings, cats, or dogs.
Gulliver proves he’s a child and not a homework doing droid.
Sometimes I’m like I’ve had it with gnomes and then I’m like nah, they can stay.
“I’m a genius, what am I even doing in this house?”
Really really bad judgment also makes you an idiot. Even if you have an IQ of 140. Which makes the rest of us snicker.
I gave Gulliver a free baking action because cupcakes taste nice.
Kid really loves his homework.
Not sure if Faun is more beautiful or more scary, sometimes.
She’s fighting hard for Griffin. Spoiler: it’s useless to struggle.
Right, there’s a fourth baby. Don’t look so surprised, Basil!
“Actually I had completely forgotten about him. Her. Him?”
“Her. Him? Him?”
Yes, it’s a boy, now pick him up.
Gillis, where are you and what the fuck are you doing?
He took a cab to a random house (not a s schoolmate’s), where no one was home, sat down in the snow and did his homework. Okay.
All that skilling and still she didn’t manage to help him master all three. For shame.
Too late now, spiffin Griffin will be a school boy in seconds.
Jump for joy!
We didn’t get to choose this time EITHER so he’s still not insane.
Loner & friendly cracks me up. He likes the colour of the sky and the ocean, fish & chips with lots of malt vinegar and strumming gently on a guitar.
“I scream you scream we all scream for malt vinegar!”
Gorkij: *forever alone*
I repeat. 😦
Spoiler: this one will be taught to walk. Eventually.
I painted your new room blue. So how do you like it, Griffin?
“All these ginkgo leaves are giving me a massive headache.”
Well, tough titties.
“Why can’t I just keep the pink room grandma had? It was nice.”
Because blue is your favourite colour; why must you nag me so, ungrateful child?
“I see you moved the book case to my room. This pleases me.”
Finally something you approve of, I’m so glad. -__-
I haven’t seen Gulliver all day but apparently he’s visiting a schoolmate and now it’s 11 pm and he wants to hear a bed time story.
Schoolmate’s mum has no objections, like for instance “it’s 11 pm and aren’t your parents worried and I’m sorry but we don’t have a spare toothbrush”?
Schoolmate’s mum: “Llamas in pyjamas or Dr Snooze?”
Gulliver: “Llamas in pyjamas!”
*does a one hour pantomime of llamas in pyjamas*
“That was fun. Now where do they keep their food?”
In their fridge that is theirs. Now hop on your bike home.
She even made salad for him. :´)
Gillis: *existential angst*
30 seconds later: “Never mind.”
Gotta love an idiot. Too dumb to dwell.
Griffin had the same idea as Gulliver, but in his own bed because he’s a normal kid.
“My mum smells so nice.” 🙂
I’m sure she does.
“And she’s so pretty.” 🙂
Can’t argue with you there.
“I love my mum.” 🙂
And I’m sure she loves you too. Now sleep.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP!?
“I was hungry.”
Meanwhile, at the other side of town: “Oh well, it was sweet while it lasted.”
To have a complete stranger read to you? That might hurt your parents’ feelings.
Moon over Glendalough.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
I don’t even remember where you were all night.
*scrolls up* In a snow drift doing your homework, outside a complete stranger’s house, while they were away. And now space ship sparkles. Okay.
I’m going to
assume desperately hope this is another day.
Love this kid. He’s like Blake II. Nobody remembers Blake, which is just as well, but he was a good kid.
LOL, dog is aggressive. Dog tackles Griffin. Griffin takes it in stride though.
I love aggressive dogs. They scare off Grim! Good angry dog.
Etta died without fulfilling her LTW or maxing her career. She was a fun heir to play but honestly I was quite ready to move on with the legacy before I’m 100 myself.
wins: +5 (honor roll for Gulliver, the little nerd)